Tag: humour
member name: Mugg Muggles, "The Man With the Jive"
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July 21, 2009 06:03 PM EDT --
A friend of mine sent me this LINK to a page with Fifteen (count 'em 15!) Vintage Advertisements. Here's one to whet (or cause you to permanently LOSE ) your appetite.
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April 16, 2009 08:20 PM EDT --
I just received this in an e-mail and felt compelled to share it.
So there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to . . .
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November 21, 2006 12:31 PM EST --
Ingredients:
1 whole chicken or turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees
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April 18, 2009 06:24 PM EDT --
Here's another great 'tall tale' from the pen of Ambrose Bierce.
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February 26, 2007 02:37 AM EST --
HERE 'TIS-Print out for your Oscar Guests!
While playing the Film.com Oscar Drinking Game, do not operate heavy machinery or attempt to juggle more than three remote controls. The Film.com Oscar Drinking . . .
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August 05, 2008 07:11 PM EDT --
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and . . .
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October 16, 2008 01:45 AM EDT --
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. . . .
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October 16, 2008 03:39 AM EDT --
I recently told this joke to a friend who has an incredible collection of tasteless and offensive stories. It is the only time I ever saw him speechless.
I hope you enjoy this.
A not very . . .
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November 28, 2006 02:56 AM EST --
Someone sent this to an e-mail address I only check sporadicaly, so it's slightly old news, but it's still pretty funny.
SUPERTELEVANGELISTIC SEX-AND-DRUGS PSYCHOSIS Parody of
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" . . .
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November 29, 2006 08:15 PM EST --
Someone asked Boy George who he considered to be the top figures in the Civil Rights movement.
After some thought (?) he drawled, "Wall ah'd have to say that the Rev'ren Doctor Martin Luther . . .
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July 22, 2008 09:14 PM EDT --
OKAY, let's try it again. I just went through the motions and found myself back at square one. Ain't technology great?
******* ******* ******** ******* . . .
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April 18, 2009 06:22 PM EDT --
Here's another great 'tall tale' from the pen of Ambrose Bierce.
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May 05, 2008 10:13 PM EDT --
I just got a link to a humourous fake ad for a new product that, if it existed at all, sure could've made the lives of all those around me much more tranquil.
See photo at right (or go HERE< . . .
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March 11, 2007 10:46 PM EDT --
Interviewer: Yogi, can you explain jazz?
Yogi: I can't, but I will.... 90% of all jazz is half
improvisation. The other half is the part people play
while others are playing something they never . . .
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December 18, 2006 11:48 PM EST --
(Sorry for the formatting glitches, I tried to edit them out about 6 times with no success. The editing capabilities SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jim and Edna were both patients . . .
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February 23, 2007 06:22 PM EST --
The Audition
The drummer sits down at the kit. The band leader says, "Can you play a
samba pattern with your bass drum?"
The drummer obliges with a boob b-boom samba pattern.
The leader . . .
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March 18, 2007 01:37 PM EDT --
Pour a Guinness & enjoy some Irish Jokes!
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
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April 22, 2007 02:05 AM EDT --
HAD to pass this on
A calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy & walked right up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide." . . .
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February 27, 2008 11:39 AM EST --
There are a couple here that I've seen before and a couple that are outstandingly funny. You be the judge.
MENSA INVITATIONAL
The Washington . . .
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February 07, 2007 03:58 AM EST --
There were five country churches in a small town:
The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist
Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was
overrun with pesky squirrels . . .
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